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And that’s why you pay your mercenaries really well.


Mr Bugg stands in full platemail outside the gate of a large, walled city. He has a sword in one hand, while his other hand reaches out for the moneybag proffered to him by Mrs Bugg, who wears a crown and carries a round, ankh-emblazoned shield.

The text reads: “Decembugg 17, 546: Siege of Rome. The Ostrobuggs plunder the city after bribing the Bugzantium guards.”