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Once again, Mrs Bugg goes for the historically-inaccurate weaponry. You can have her staff weapon when you pry it from her cold, dead hands … and probably not even then, given the Buggs’ legendary regenerative powers.


Mr and Mrs Bugg stand outside a city, whose wall encircles their iconic Coliseum. Mr Bugg is dressed in a kinging getup: Crown, sword and shield, while Mrs Bugg is presumably his personal bodyguard. She is wielding an anachronistic Jaffa staff weapon, but no one will be so foolish as to point this out to her.

The text reads: “Buggarch 12, 538: Vitbugges, King of the Ostrobuggoths, ends his siege of Rome.”