shield of three lions


It’s just JAFFA, Richard. Not “A jaffa.”

Y’know what? Never mind.


Mr Bugg, hands on hips and doing a creditable impression of Richard I, stands atop Mrs Bugg, who is wearing her First Prime getup and carrying a staff weapon. His ship floats in the background, its nailed-on bugg figurehead waving its arms in victory, while another bugg, presumably Salabug, stands a ways down the beach, waving his arms in horror at his easy defeat.

The text reads: “Baugust 1, 1192: Richard the Buggheart lands on a Jaffa and defeats the army of Salabug.”