Dr Bugg

Quick! You must find a way to end this fight at once and go rescue your girlfriend!

Transcript:

In the background, swarthy desert-dwelling buggs are carrying away Marion Ravenbugg, who had tried to hide in a large woven basket. Meanwhile, Dr Bugg, in a dashing fedora and brandishing a huge and fearsome whip, is nevertheless about to shoot Mrs Bugg (herself in swarthy desert-dweller cosplay, with huge curved sword and … beard? Half-veil? I think it’s best not to ask … anyway, SOMETHING obscuring the lower half of her face), because he is constipated and cannot be bothered with the elaborate fight scene that had been scripted. All true.

The text reads: “Oh no Dr Bugg”