Malliam … riiiiight

malliam [click to embiggen]

I’m totally sure that’s what they were called, Buggs. I’m sure the period was not at all known by their full first names, separated by “and”. I’m positive they were the first couple whose names were conjuncted to make a shorter, cuter name. Like they were the seventeenth century Brangelina or some shit.

I do like that they’re crowning each other, though. That’s pretty damn sweet.