True story : Loki never has a cold, or the flu, or a sore throat, no, sir. Ask him if he’s ill, and he will tell you it’s ebola … of the spleen.

I will bet you any amount of money you care to name that Mr Bugg only ever has dengue fever or some shit.


Mr Bugg lies in bed, bundled under the covers and looking miserable. Mrs Bugg, meanwhile, is wearing her wizard’s hat and stirring something in a cauldron suspended by way of a tripod over a roaring wood fire.

The text reads: “Mrs Bugg is brewing a potion cure for Mr Bugg who is very sick.”