I love that Mrs Bugg plays professional soccer and is adept at bicycle kicks, but I love her wee cleats most of all. LOOK YOU UPON HER CLEATS.


Mrs Bugg is upside down, belting the ball to the net in what is clearly a perfectly-executed bicycle kick, while a goalie stands before the net in what will be, I’m sure, a well-intentioned but ultimately insufficient defense.

The text reads: Munch 15, 1892: Buggerpool F.C. is the first football club formed in buggland. Mrs Bugg would start her sport career playing for their reserve team.”