I’m frankly amazed that there’s an armorer capable of making platemail arms and legs that narrow.

Transcript:

Mr Bugg has chosen to cosplay as Robin Hood, with the sporty feathered cap and quiver slung over his back, bow and arrow to hand. Mrs Bugg is going for the full-on medieval knight thing, with some impressive platemail. She is holding … a halberd? Pike? Some huge fuckoff weapon anyway. It goes without saying that her helmet is topped with a bow.

The text reads: “Nothing good in history, so the buggs just thought they would try on outfits.”