I can’t help but think that all the funny things I could say about New Buggsey have already been said.

Sigh.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg each wave a flag, smiling hugely, as a barrage of fireworks explodes behind them. An important day is clearly in progress.

The text reads: “Decembug 18, 1787: New Buggsey becomes the 3rd state to ratify the US of Buggs Constitution.”