and then came the overture

bugliam tell

I’m just going to go to my happy place and assume she did shoot the apple and not Mr Bugg’s face, ok?


Mr Bugg stands with an apple on his head, arms thrown wide and an expression of bowel-knotting terror on his face. Mrs Bugg, meanwhile, has nocked an arrow to her bow and is preparing to fire it. Her tongue is out in concentration, so let’s hope that’s the key to actually hitting the apple.

The text reads: Bogvember 18, 1307: Bugliam Tell shoots an apple off her son’s head.”